
The most attractive photo ever taken of my feet. Seriously.
I don’t have great feet.
Hmmm…let me go back a step.
I don’t have any fashion sense. My lack of it has been known to make my poor mother weep. My sister Cynthia, on the other hand, is stylish enough to grace the cover of magazines. And as anyone who has a sister knows, they’re incredibly loving (if we’re lucky) and usually brutally honest. When she was fifteen (I was eighteen), my darling sister looked at my feet and exclaimed…”Gross! You have hobbit feet!” Tragically, she was right. They’re wide, flat and fat. I spent years squishing them into shoes that didn’t fit.
Fast forward to my forties, and I found myself with foot and knee problems. After a stern warning from my friend Lisa (“Celia, you don’t want to be having ankle surgery at seventy!”), I trotted off to see a podiatrist. And so it was that I found myself sitting in the waiting room at the Institute of Sport in Homebush…

It was an hilarious experience.
I was in the waiting room, sitting between an Olympic hurdler and Australian football legend Willie Mason, feeling just a teensy bit out of place. It was worth it though, because we now have the best podiatrist in the world. If you’re in Sydney and you need to see one, we can’t recommend Richard Windybank highly enough. He’s one of the nicest people ever. More to the point, he’s extremely good at his job, and he won’t rip you off. The orthotic supports he made for Small Man and me weren’t cheap, but they’ve lasted for years and years (thankfully Small Man’s feet stopped growing when he was fourteen).
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So…now I’m fifty. And I’ve been back to see Richard, because I’ve buggered my right foot. As you might recall, I’ve spent a lot of time walking around Sydney in the past month. It was late autumn and quite cold, so I pulled out my winter boots, only to find that the soles had worn through completely. So I dug up an old pair of boots, squished my orthotics into those, then squished my feet in. And walked, and walked, and walked.
Now I have bursitis in my foot, plus a possible (but very unlikely) stress fracture. It’s ok really, it will heal, and I’m not in much pain. Given that I was a doofus, I think I actually got off lightly. And it’s probably a good thing, because it’s refocused my attention again on the importance of decent footwear.
If you have hobbit feet, even though my beloved cackling sister insists that hobbits don’t wear shoes, you might find the Naot and Ziera brands comfortable. The Naot Allegro range has a really wide footbed, with a removable cork innersole that leaves a deep enough depression to fit my orthotic insert into…

I buy my shoes online from the lovely folks at Naot of Kew in Melbourne. The sizing is blessedly consistent, which means I can order the same size and know that they will fit me every time. They’re not the prettiest footwear, but as I said, I really don’t have enough fashion sense to be troubled by it…

My latest discovery, on the advice of a podiatrist friend over drinks in Marty’s bar, is the Ziera brand. Formerly Kumfs, this NZ company changed its dowdy name but kept its comfortable shoe range. They have an amazing returns policy – if the shoes aren’t comfortable, you have 30 days to return them for an exchange or refund, even if they’ve been worn. These boots (Savvy) look a bit like school shoes, but they’re incredibly soft, fit my orthotics and don’t cause me pain…

Better still, they were heavily marked down at the Ziera clearance store in the nearby Birkenhead Point Outlet Centre.
So that’s where I’m at. Richard is making me new orthotics, I’m icing my foot (with ice, not icing sugar), and washing down Voltaren with sidecar cocktails (which I believe is contraindicated). But I now have proper hobbit shoes, so I’m completely happy.
If you have any hobbit footwear advice, I’d be most grateful for it! Thanks! ♥
PS. No affiliation whatsoever with the Sydney Sports Medicine Centre, Naot, Ziera, or Tolkein.
I often think that if times got really hard, we could survive on bones.



































