Please forgive the risque humour, but I think under current circumstances it’s warranted!
I have no idea where this came from, so my apologies for not giving due credit.
Oh, and here’s a photo of some ginger Pete grew in our backyard. It’s the closest I could come to a photo for this post.
ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
“Are – my – test – results – back?”
Best laugh I’ve had today, Thank you Celia
Good one.
Love it!
OH I laughed till I cried – Very funny! Just what the Dr ordered
I think the ginger photo is a good choice… I imagine to everyone’s relief :)
lol
It did indeed make me laugh out loud!
Mo
We all need a laugh….and this did the trick!
😂😂😂 a good one!
The ginger looks lovely. I wish my ginger would grow. Do you grow it in the garden or in pots?
Here you go, Manuela.
Very easy.
Thank you! I will try again; hopefully this time I can grow ginger. I think I have found my mistake.
Nice one Celia!
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Thinking of you in Toronto. Loved that joke, thanks for the levity. Stay safe, stay well. XOXO
Good one! :)
I wondered where this was going after the photo of the ginger and got the right direction! Very funny Celia. Keep them coming.
That’s because you have special insight into how my brain works.. 🤣
Grinning, Celia! My hubby told me that one last week (truck drivers tend to share ribald jokes) and my daughter posted it on her FB page, but we don’t know where it originated either. Kudos to whoever came up with it. You’re right — we all need a lil’ humor these days. Thank you, xo.
Oh so good to get a laugh in these trying times. Thank you.
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Got me!!!
very funny!!!
Oh my, what a belly laugh that’s given me! Thank you lovely lady. From a long time reader whose hard of hearing and can relate to this so well
Well, if you are going to start a column on bad jokes… My jigsaw skills are getting better during this stay-at-home thing. The box said “3 to 5 years” and it took me only 2 days.