
When I mentioned to the lovely Linda that we were having difficulty growing zucchini, she suggested that we try tromboncinos instead. Then, because she’s so nice, she sent us some seed.
We’ve planted them in the back of the garden, on a fallow bed usually reserved for the chook dome when it’s out of rotation. The tromboncinos are supported by an unmeshed dome which we’d originally planned to use for shade, and they’ve very quickly climbed to the top of the structure…

The plants quickly grew huge leaves and twirly vines, but the fruit and flowers didn’t show up for quite a while. Eventually though, they did…

To ensure a decent crop, we hand pollinate the female flowers every morning. Once pollinated, the fruit grows at an astonishing pace. This one is well over half a metre (20″) long…

We have four plants in total – three with light green fruit, and one with a darker skin variant (shown below with one of our Lebanese zucchinis, which also seem to be thriving in the garden this year)…

Each tromboncino will produce an enormous quantity of edible material if you let it. Linda and Jane both recommend picking them young, but we couldn’t resist letting the first couple grow quite large. The huge green squash in the photo above fed three families tonight!
I cut it into sections – the neck was divided into two large pieces…

All the seeds are in the bulbous base…

…which was cut into wedges and fed to our family of chickens (it’s one of their favourite meals)…

The first half of the neck was turned into a zucchini slice for our neighbour Ellen, who is down with the flu…

The second half of the neck was chopped…

…and stir fried with free range pork mince, onion, garlic, and yellow bean paste, then served with Basmati rice…

Voilà! One giant tromboncino: three meals. Granted, one of the meals was for the chooks, but I was delighted not to have to waste any of this fabulous bounty.
Linda commented that if the food apocalypse ever happens, we can all survive on tromboncinos. I’m pretty sure she’s right!













